Just finished my last class this term, time to relax!

Literally half of the people around me have the voice chip now. Sure, it's "clear" and "professional," but it's like we're all talking with the same template!!! Even when we joke, it feels like reading off a screen. What's wrong with this world?

This morning was wild in the most boring way. My roommate rushed into my room, big smile, waving his phone. Dude just got accepted into this crazy exchange program in the States it has been his dream for the last two years. But his voice drops this perfectly calm smooth line: "I received the offer." Same tone he used yesterday to ask if I'd finished my laundry. Bro … seriously?